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Fake Visitor Survey

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your name and financial information









your animal type
Select one of the following:
Quadrapedal Caniform
Crepuscular Mammal
Bipedal Primate
Canis Carnavoran
Unicellular Pseudopod
your scientific family classification
Select one of the following:
Ursidae
Felidae
Hominidae
Canidae
Amoebidae
your personality type
Select one of the following:
your bad habits
Select as many of the following that apply:
I leave the toilet seat down.
I leave the toilet seat up.
I let the dog kiss me on the mouth.
I procrastinate.
I repeat myself.
I repeat myself.
I don't use my turn signal.
I eat with my mouth open.
I don't put things back where they belong.
I'm a neat-freak.
I do not use contractions when I speak. I can not see what is wrong with that.
I speak in cutesy cliches.
I use too many big words.
I look down on people who use big words.
I hold my fork overhand.
I make slurpy noises when I'm finishing the last little bit of my milkshake.
I watch stupid comedy shows.
I use too many acronyms.
BTW, your BFF made a BFD over my TMI. She's so SOL IMHO. ROTFLMFAO.
write an essay extolling the virtues of your bad habits
finish up or start over
           


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